Wallace and Scott's argument by kei-chan96, literature
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Wallace and Scott's argument
Wallace: HEY SCOTT
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT SEX WITH TWO MEN
IS JUST NOT ENOUGH
Scott: PLEASE WALLACE
NO MORE PEOPLE IN OUR DOUBLE-BED OKAY
IT'S GETTING KINDA CROWDED
Wallace: SCOTT I NEED THE BED
ITS FOR SEX
Scott: NO WALLACE, IT'S FOR SLEEPING
YOU /SLEEP/ IN BEDS. OKAY?
Wallace: NOT IN MY BED
IN MY BED YOU SLEEP
OR YOU SEX
USUALLY ITS SEX
Scott: WELL NOT FOR ME
MAYBE FOR YOU
AND JIMMY
AND THE OTHER SCOTT
Wallace: AND ALMOST EVERY OTHER GUY WHO WALKS IN THERE THAT ISN'T YOU
LISTEN SCOTT, SEX FOR GAYS IS LIKE VIDEO GAMES FOR NEIL
IT MUST BE DONE
NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TAKES
TWO MEN IS NOT ENOUGH
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